I killed a roach today. Twice.

That’s one roach, two deaths.

Mathematically impossible you say? Ha! This little bugger DEFIES mathematical impossibility! Defies, then lays a bajillion roachy little eggs in its face. TWICE!


Perhaps you’ll note the way the antennae are blurry – that’s because they were STILL TWITCHING when I took this.

Though I’m sure this photo will land me a spot at National Geographic, the jury’s still out on if I’ll ever sleep again.